Adam Carolla on Porn and Nudity
What do you think of Girls?
I think it's a well-written show. [But] you know, there’s something that bothers me about miserable comedians – the “I'm a mess” comedians, like “Oh my God, oh I have to go here and it's gonna suck, it's gonna be horrible.” It’s well-written and well acted, but this thing where, you know, she's changing the way men look at women in their sexuality and so forth? That part is nonsense. Guys like one thing. We pretty much worked that out a billion years ago, and no matter how much she gets naked, that's never going to change. There was just an article from the L.A. Times a few months ago that talked about that — that's not going to change. But making people laugh? That's a good thing.
I think it's a well-written show. [But] you know, there’s something that bothers me about miserable comedians – the “I'm a mess” comedians, like “Oh my God, oh I have to go here and it's gonna suck, it's gonna be horrible.” It’s well-written and well acted, but this thing where, you know, she's changing the way men look at women in their sexuality and so forth? That part is nonsense. Guys like one thing. We pretty much worked that out a billion years ago, and no matter how much she gets naked, that's never going to change. There was just an article from the L.A. Times a few months ago that talked about that — that's not going to change. But making people laugh? That's a good thing.
What do you think of the nudity on the show?
I'm all for nudity. I'm just saying, I've seen plenty of, say, Real Sex on HBO, and they go into Germany and they got those husky chicks and the bondage whatever and they're covered in latex – that doesn't get me to change the way I feel about sexuality or what I'm attracted to. That’s just a husky chick wearing a truck inner tube. I ain't into it.
I'm all for nudity. I'm just saying, I've seen plenty of, say, Real Sex on HBO, and they go into Germany and they got those husky chicks and the bondage whatever and they're covered in latex – that doesn't get me to change the way I feel about sexuality or what I'm attracted to. That’s just a husky chick wearing a truck inner tube. I ain't into it.
I don't know any guy that’s been forced to change the way he looks at women's sexuality by women that they don't particularly want to see naked getting naked in front of them. That’s me. Do you know any guys who have changed what they like sexually since, oh, I don't know, junior high? Some guys are ass guys, some guys are boobs guys, some guys are into other guys...[I don't think] a TV series has been able to change that for anybody, but good writer, funny show.
I saw an article saying the porn industry is basically dying.
I'm curious, why we are producing anymore porn? Do you not feel like you could spend the rest of your life looking at porn you hadn't seen the day before, and there would still be more porn left after you died that you didn't get to? It's not like The Sopranos or something, where you get the box set and you get all caught up. I feel like if you gave me a thousand lives and a hundred computers, I couldn't get through what we currently have banked in the porn vault. I just don't feel like we could ever go through it. There are 2000 porn movies all around the world being shot as we speak; meanwhile, there's two million that I haven't seen yet. How big does the vault in your spank bank need to be? That's my question.
I'm curious, why we are producing anymore porn? Do you not feel like you could spend the rest of your life looking at porn you hadn't seen the day before, and there would still be more porn left after you died that you didn't get to? It's not like The Sopranos or something, where you get the box set and you get all caught up. I feel like if you gave me a thousand lives and a hundred computers, I couldn't get through what we currently have banked in the porn vault. I just don't feel like we could ever go through it. There are 2000 porn movies all around the world being shot as we speak; meanwhile, there's two million that I haven't seen yet. How big does the vault in your spank bank need to be? That's my question.
Who would you want to see as the next President?I'll just say Lena Dunham. I feel like that would make me a hero in this town.
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