Penis Patrol

Betsy Rothstein

An anchor for Fox 31 in Denver likely had the shock of his life today when he accidentally flashed a picture of a schlong.

The mishap came what looks to be a male anchor sifting through pictures on his iPad. He included Edward Scissorhands, a disgusting looking omelette and obviously, a naked body part. The other anchors watched on in horror. The anchor who seems to have flashed the penis had no reaction at all, appearing to have missed his abominable act. Watch the woman in brown as her mouth drops open in terror. The others are equally speechless, with the bald anchor putting his hand over his mouth.

Watch below. But seriously, readers, hide your small children and any cute pets — this is NSFW and what you’re about to see is exactly what you think, but worse.