Coachella Events, Parties & Crotches of the Day!

Coachella Events, Parties And Crotches of the Day!

Crotches and Music! That's the plan for 2014 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival wc for some fucking great reason is really great this year. I forgot why but it being great is kinda the important part.

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Someone told me that this is like Woodstck. But it's not. Cuz Woodstock is like fucking too old. And people got high and had orgies there. Cuz bell bottoms makes it easy to strip off your pants and people are too high to notice fucking like "Cool Man. Gimme Five" and all that shit. Makes it better if not for the old part.

A lot of a-list celebrities went to the event on the first weekend launch, uploaded photos to IG, Twitter, FB, so far no one's naked but there's one more weekend but for now take a look at some of the highlights.

Selena Gomez Up and About 4/11/14

Sarah Hyland at Kickoff Party 4/10/14


Katy Perry peed at the bushes 4/11/14

Audrina Patridge - Kari Feinstein's Music Festival Style Lounge 4/11/14

Diana Agron staying relevant 4/11/14

Kendall Jenner - at the Coachella Festival in Indio 4/11/14

Rose McGowan is too old for this shit 4/10/14



Camila Belle 4/11/14

Jaime Chung at the GUESS Event 4/12/14

Emmy Rossum At Samsung Galaxy Lounge Not Naked Cuz this is not Shameless

Vanessa Hudgens at INDIO 4/12/14

Ashley Greene - Abbot + Main Desert Estate Pool Party at Coachella 04/12/14

Paris and Nicky Hilton Coachella Music Festival - Day 1 in Indio April 11-2014 (Herpes Lounge)

Paris Hilton 4/12/14 (STD Party)


Kendall Jenner Drunk too much 4/12/14 Woke up with these 4/13/14

Paris at another whatever


Alessandra Ambrosio - Hanging with friends at the Coachella Music Festival - 12.04.201